the dark half of the blue;

Hello! I'm Theodore Bertrand Charles Maxence Grimaldi, Crown Prince of Monaco - Theo. Or Ted. Whichever you prefer, really. It doesn't matter to me, so feel free to call me whatever comes to your mind. Well, within reason, I suppose. There's no point in calling me Ralph. Or Ricardo. Or Teddy Bear, because that's just embarrassing.

What was I talking about again? Oh, right! Introductions.

I'm Theo, a seventeen year old senior at Brooks High School. I'm new here, though, so I'm afraid that I'm just as helpful as a freshman.

I feel like I’ve been hiding beneath a pile of texbooks for a year.

lanejones:

You being here is a plus.

I have been a bit, er, focused on school. Okay. Fine. Obsessive about it.

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I feel like I’ve been hiding beneath a pile of texbooks for a year.

lanejones:

…Did you miss the part where I said it came with a free booklight?

Right, right, the book light! I suppose that is a plus.

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I feel like I’ve been hiding beneath a pile of texbooks for a year.

lanejones:

Oh, okay, right. So it’s like… hm… picture a blanket. Like, a fleece one. Any pattern you want. Or just a plain color. And then picture someone wrapped up in the blanket. And then picture little blanket armholes which the person puts their arms through. And they come with free booklights. So that’s a plus.

Wait, so… it’s basically a backwards robe?

I don’t get it. Why would anyone want that?

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I feel like I’ve been hiding beneath a pile of texbooks for a year.

lanejones:

Now I’m nervous… Ask away.

What is a snuggie?

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I feel like I’ve been hiding beneath a pile of texbooks for a year.

lanejones:

Hi, sweetheart.

Lane! I have a very important question to ask you.

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I feel like I’ve been hiding beneath a pile of texbooks for a year.


lanejones-deactivated20120311 asked:
We should talk.

All right! About what?


lanejones-deactivated20120311 asked:
When can I see you?

Whenever! I don’t have much to do other than read…


ka-meal asked:
Hi, so you're dating my best friend and we haven't talked. Which is kind of weird considering the circumstances. So yeah, hello, I'm Camille.

Oh, hello! I’m Theodore. Though I have a feeling you already know that, and possibly more, about me. It’s wonderful to meet you, Camille!


lanejones-deactivated20120311 asked:
I miss you.

Let’s fix that, then.